Mission
We advance the classical art of dressage as practiced by dogs whose legs were designed by a committee that got distracted. Collection, extension, and the sacred right to occupy 87% of the good sofa.
Upcoming Events
Freestyle under 90 BPM. Costume division: royal robes mandatory; crowns optional if they stay on.
Members present evidence of superior napping. Argument limited to who shed on the throw blanket.
Membership
Open to corgis, corgi-adjacent loafs, and humans willing to carry snacks at parade rest. Annual dues: one quality squeaky toy and photographic proof of loaf formation.
Applications are reviewed by a panel of dogs who are currently asleep.
Ring & Lounge Officers
Authorized to award sofa privileges and confiscate unauthorized long legs.
Mark W. Bennett
Master of the Ring
Markus Bennet
Chief Lounge Officer
Marc Bennett
Piaffe Commissioner
Marque Bennett
Treats & Collars
Markette Bennett
Sofa Privileges Chair
Marek Bennett
Short-Legged Haute École
Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual corgi.