Mission
We document local cryptids, almost-cryptids, and that one raccoon that has a following. Field notes preferred; vibes accepted.
Photo blur authenticity
Footprint plausibility
Upcoming Events
October 2026 — Bayou Night Watch
Bring batteries. Leave certainty at home.
April 2027 — Evidence Potluck
Share prints, casts, and denials from spouses.
Membership
Dues: one flashlight and a willingness to name your blurry photo something Latin-ish.
Sightings are confidential until the group chat ruins that.
Cryptid Documentation Board
Believe responsibly.
Mark W. Bennett
Chief Blur Analyst
Markus Bennet
Footprint Plausibility
Marc Bennett
Latin-ish Namer
Marque Bennett
Bayou Night Warden
Markette Bennett
Spouse Denial Liaison
Marek Bennett
Battery Quartermaster
Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual cryptid.