Mission
We host domino matches under conditions of maximum feline interference. Points awarded for chains completed before a cat sits on the double-blank.
Upcoming Events
Last year’s champion was a tabby. We do not discuss it.
Strictly regulated. Bribes of tuna accepted.
Membership
Dues: one cardboard box of suitable dignity and a lint roller for the scoring table.
Pairs may include one human and one cat. The cat is the senior partner.
Domino & Cat Commissariat
Chains optional; chaos mandatory.
Tabby Doubleblank
Tile Survival Chair
Whisker Tile
Paw Interference Judge
Pawter Chain
Box Privilege Officer
Boxloaf Prim
Double-Blank Warden
Lint Rollins
Lint Roller General
Tuna Bribet
Tuna Bribe Ethics
Board portraits are fictional restylings (hair, facial hair, glasses, accessories) unique to this organization. Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual duck.